Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE
WAIT SO THAT’S NOT WHAT IT IS
So my brother just dropped his bag with some weed on the floor in front of my mom by accident and she picks it up and looks at him and says “Well that sucks, now you can’t get high…but I can”this will be me
going to bed late and then realizing you have homework due the next day
you think they’re clothes
but they’re actually wearable hugs
it’s 4:20 you know what that means. time to go out and milk the cows. life on a pennsylvanian farm is tough but I wouldn’t trade it for anything.
How to blow a bubble:
Step 1: First go like this
Step 2: Spin around
Step 3: STOP!
Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!
Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!
Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!
Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.
Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.
Step 9: THEN…!
Thats how i do it….
i have been waiting 50 years for this post
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life hack: drink all the alcohol in your house to forget that you’re useless and unloveable.
Compare the popstars’ stats all you want, but if you put them all in a fight to the death, Rihanna would wreck every bitch there.