deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

(via inevitable-oblivionn)

alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

(via jjeennuuhh)

valleyofdestruction:

spoken-not-written:

dropped my scrabble game on the sidewalk

What’s the word on the street?

(via anotherfairytaleforteen)