phobias:

avoiding hate like

image

(via consultingonceandfuturetimelady)

octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

(Source: youtubeofficial, via my-glasses-are-real)

multipack:

excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed

(Source: ihaveremade, via loveandpunkrock)

gangbangs:

who would name their kid zoey 101 

(Source: slydig, via alwaysremember2smilee)

I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.

(Source: shady-brain-farm, via hoevis)

forsakers:

I tumblr more than I go outside.

(via cellomyjello)

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via bombastic-rhetoric)